In my new book, "Kid Confidential: An Insider's Guide to Grow-Ups," I revealed the dark secrets of Adultus Giganticus.
But I couldn't cover everything in 150 pages -- so I started this online advice column. Whatever your question or problem, send it in and I'll get to it as quick as I can!
Here's a typical question from the book (page 27):
Q: Is it okay to laugh when an adult farts?
A: It depends on where you are. In a canoe, always. In church, never. In an elevator, just hold your breath.
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Nostalgia
Q: Why are they always talking about the "good old days"?
A: The best answer I ever saw to this question was on a bumper sticker I saw last week: "The older we get, the better we used to be."
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