Saturday, June 23, 2012

Golf

Q:  Why does my dad play golf all the time?  

A:  If he's a pro golfer, he does it to make money.  If not, he probably does it for social reasons.  People don't play golf for the workout (for proof, look at the waistline of the average golfer), and they sure don't do it to relax (for proof, watch the body language of a golfer who's just hit a ball into a water hazard).  

The most fun part about golf is driving around in a little cart with your buds, complaining about your job, and smoking cigars.  Even if you hate cigars, they somehow taste good on a golf course.

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